Catchy title huh, well I hope so as tomorrow is of course Valentines day and being of sound mind and romance incarnate, off I went to the local supplier of dirty magazines and purchased one with that title.
Seems quite good, certainly made me feel a but funny, but who knows just how the male mind works. How do I know what he will find attractive. Of course it would be women in my likeness, stretch marked boobs, pock marked arse, wheel chair support love handles all with a bikini line that needs some serious attention. Hmmn attractive, I cannot imagine why I am not gracing the cover of Foxy myself.
I imagine it would be like sending CH out to by lipstick for me 'Coral blush'!!??? With no sunscreen or moisturisers what were you thinking!!!!
Poor CH I do not think he has ever bought himself any pornography. Mostly his 'Stash' looks like he stole it from his Dad in the eighties. I guess you could call him a little prudish or one that embarresses easily but the naughty over 18 room at the local video easy will never be frequented by his lovely self. Because who knows who he might bump into on the way out!!!
I realise it may not be the most romatic gift but likely it is something he will get the best use out of as long as I know nothing about that side of things. On that note I guess what father actually has time to themselves. On the times CH is home I am almost always there so do they masterbate? DO they long for a little quality time to throw themselves around the room a bit. I have actually never asked, mind you I do not want to know either. I still consider some things private.
Did I just buy a dirty mag because it is what television has taught me about the needs of a man perhaps I should ask. Perhaps the old 'roughing up the suspect' is more a single fellows thing. Or a fellow who is getting none. Who knows I am not privvy to what is said around the beer cooler.
Oh I did actually make something for him, I made a faux ostrich skin remote holder for the couch. My second ever thing I have made on the sewing machine. It went well, not great but more than I expected from a girl that has no idea when it comes to sewing.
I am not normally into Valentines day but I guess it is just another day I have to shower CH in pressies he does not expect.
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