Oh my god I am going to give birth to skelotor(spelling?), you know skinny action figure fella. Looking to be a nice slim head...............................
Learner mother, training wheels firmly on(lowered with fats). Two girls, twenty months apart!! enough said. I still have ten fingers(one lone one raised often) and ten toes but have misplaced my brain. Perhaps it hiding out with my dignity, old waistline and my small but perfectly formed boobs.
Mother of two.
Meandering through life and while embarking on this mysterious career choice called Motherhood. The best job I have ever had except the hours are long, holidays non existant, the pay is shit(literally)and everyones a critic
I cannot spell, write or punctiate(I rest my case) My grasp of the english language is at best middling but I have a odd sense of humour that is wondering what foul deeds you committed to deserve reading this!
I adore mindless drivel on the television, I am a self confessed food junkie with a distinct palate for the finer things in life.
Why must one be cursed with caviar taste on a meat paste budget.
1 comment:
Hi Susan,
Mid November is the due date but knowing me I wont piss around for that long! Mind you it is not really my choice.
Just let me amuse myself for awhile that I actually have some control over my offspring.
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